craigslist personals…my new zone…dont get much more entertaining than this first one , tho…
To bad your neighbor couldn’t deliver the crack – m4w – 35
Date: 2010-05-18, 10:27PM EDT
We almost got to meet in person I know we exchanged emails/texts/pics
and everything but it’s just not the same. I’m the guy you gave your
address and apt number to. Then you demanded I drop everything I was
doing at the time leaving work early to drive 58 miles one way because
you wanted me to come bang you ASAP. Like it was gona spoil on you or
something. Hell maybe it allready was spoiled. Anyway you may have
actually seen me in person and I not you. I was the guy parked in front
of your place but you were busy in the tub “Getting it ready for me”.
Just in case you missed me or can’t remember WHICH one I was. Maybe it
would remind you if I quoted you, You told me “I’ll be like 10 mins I
want it perfectly shaved for you before we meet so why you are waiting
go to this house 2 blocks down My girlfriend is waiting on you give her
$55 for some crack for me cause I want to get super freaky with you and
that’s the only way I can really let myself allow you to do ANYTHING you
want to do no matter how kinky”. In case you have used that same
pick-up line before my response may help to jog your memory. I said
“Uhhmm NO I WILL NOT buy you drugs or even go get you drugs with your
money”
In case I am not the only person to respond that way I was the one you
told (hold on may take a min to copy it from my texts in my phone)”NVM
cause im not going to get my party favors now so we can’t have fun bae
(I think that was supposed to be babe) im not playin wit you. If you can
just pull into building A she’ll give u what i need then itll be cool.
But it seems you all about games”
Then I replied “Ok I’m out good thing I have a full tank to go back home
with after fighting rush hr traffic it’ll be nice now that it has died
down some” and “you should get a better scam going than tricking a
decent guy into trying to either sell him drugs he doesn’t want or fake
drugs he doesn’t need” I also said and it was kind of mean I know “I’m
pretty sure you are the girl in building A selling the drugs and nobody
lives at this address you have me sitting in front of and if they do
it’s not you” then I also told you “If that wasn’t the case you would
have told me to come in or said you would be right out. Hell you could
even be a cop trying to bust random lonely/horny guys tricking thm into
buying drugs they don’t have any use for”.
Then your next reply was (again have to copy from phone) “It’s not even
like that. See this is allready the wrong mood. So it wouldn’t even be
right. Just go. Guys be playin games talkin bout they have money for my
stuff then play me. I was just trying to take propper precautions”
Now I’m not sure if you got my last few texts because you didn’t respond
back but I said “As far as me playing u I make over 100g’s a yr own 4
houses in 2 states and 3 businesses I woulda thrown $100 bill out the
window to you as I was passing thru if you were real and in need because
I know what it’s like to be down and out. I don’t see how I Played you I
expected a date maybe a full time g/f not a drive-by bangin with
illegal drugs involved” then my next text said “Hello you were the one
texting me naked spead eagle snatch shots that I didn’t ask for on my
way to your house telling me you wanted every drop in your mouth that
wasn’t the direction I took it that’s what you did and said thinking I
must be your average horny guy that you could scam outa $55 or give a
court case to”
Anyway I really would like to take this relationship further maybe see
where it leads. You sound really stable and good hearted. I would make a
great father also I’m sure of it besides you need more kids than the
ones you allready have. Besides that not to brag or put your lifestyle
down if we got together you would be living in a much better
neighborhood. Not one that the whole place is state funded. Hell you
could go grocery shopping with real cash not a welfare card.
5 Hour Energy Drink – m4w – 45 (Medina Sunoco)
Date: 2010-05-17, 2:31AM EDT
Stopped in for cigs Saturday night and was happy to see your pretty face
behind the counter. Have been thinking about all the ways I’d love to
help you burn off some of that energy you got from that little bottle!
